Behold... the GIFT CARD...a piece of plastic ambrosia! Santa Claus, you are the MAN!
Oh sure, it may seem underwhelming at first, but the potential... endless, no doubt. Indeed, this little piece of gold from my local bike shop is nothing to sneeze at. Just look at...a hundred dollars worth of god knows what, for who knows when. SWEET GEORGIA BROWN!
So what should a nice guy like me, get with a piece of El Dorado like this.... hmmm.... thinking.... thinking.... hmmm.... thinking... socks, chamois cream?
So many choices, so much at stake!
What would you do with so much immense POWER in your HANDS?!