What's in the box?
Hmmm, wouldn't you like to know... Well it's bigger than a loaf of bread, and as light as one too. What could it be?
You're going to just have to wait. Tempting, tempting isn't it... a 'Pandora's Box' no doubt, of the most tempting kind... Ahh, the laborious wanting to know. An agony of sorts – like an itch that can never be scratched. The torture is complete and never ending, sublime in it's endurance.
But you'll see soon enough...